SQL Modernization and Cloud Migration Talk in Calgary

On 28 February 2017, I will be speaking at Microsoft Calgary as part of a roadshow for AMTRA Solutions. Lunch will be provided.

You can reserve your place for my session on Eventbrite, and there is no charge. The event starts at 9am.

The venue is at 110 9th Avenue SW (Suite 800), Calgary AB, T2P 0T1.

I will be discussing some of the new features of SQL Server and Azure SQL Database, in the context of modernizing your data platform infrastructure,  and there will be live demos.

After lunch, fellow MVP Kevin Kaminski will be discussing Windows 10 and its place in a modern and secure network. I’ll be staying to watch that session, which you can book for here.

Please stop by!

Testing for Object Existence: CREATE OR ALTER

For the longest time, T-SQL writers have had to wrestle with ways of testing for an object’s existence so that it can either be dropped and recreated, or modified as needed.

Last week we covered the new DROP ... IF EXISTS syntax. This week goes into how we handle changes to objects.

We’ve spent many hours of our lives fighting with an object existence check so that ALTER commands don’t fail.

The common implementation pattern now is to CREATE a dummy object with the appropriate name and then use ALTER to write the actual code. That way, future changes can just be done by using the ALTER keyword.

We can see this in a famous example: sp_WhoIsActive, an extremely popular stored procedure written by Adam Machanic, which I highly recommend installing when setting up a new SQL Server instance.

USE master;

WHERE ROUTINE_NAME = 'sp_WhoIsActive')
EXEC ('CREATE PROC dbo.sp_WhoIsActive AS
SELECT ''stub version, to be replaced''');
ALTER PROC dbo.sp_WhoIsActive (...);

Look at all that unnecessary code. It’s messy; it’s prone to errors. There are so many ways to do it, which makes it inconsistent, meaning that automatically searching through a code base isn’t reliable. Additionally, if we miss a single quotation mark, the entire script fails.

In a word: Ugh!

What happens if we forget to run the stub first? What happens if we have an existing object and run the CREATE accidentally, then we have to manually change it to an ALTER

(Side note: I spent a good few minutes one day a few years ago not remembering the ALTER keyword.)

SQL Server 2016 Service Pack 1 has finally added in a feature that many DBAs and database developers have been clamouring for: CREATE OR ALTER.

In the above example, the entire IF NOT EXISTS section can be replaced with:

USE master;

CREATE OR ALTER PROC dbo.sp_WhoIsActive (...);

While this has been a long time coming, causing many anguished cries from people writing T-SQL scripts over the years, we are going to love using this new, small, yet significant, syntax.

Share your best ALTER story with me on Twitter, at @bornsql.

Testing for Object Existence: DROP … IF EXISTS

For the longest time, T-SQL writers have had to wrestle with ways of testing for an object’s existence so that it can either be dropped and recreated, or modified as needed.

This is especially common in the case of temp tables or table variables. If the object already exists when our script runs, the script will fail and leave our workflow in an inconsistent state.

Consider this script:

IF OBJECT_ID('tempdb..#doTheThing') IS NOT NULL
DROP TABLE #doTheThing;

CREATE TABLE #doTheThing (
ImportantColumn1 BIGINT,
ImportantColumn2 TINYINT,
ImportantColumn3 NVARCHAR(255)

With SQL Server 2016, we can now do this:


CREATE TABLE #doTheThing (
ImportantColumn1 BIGINT,
ImportantColumn2 TINYINT,
ImportantColumn3 NVARCHAR(255)


Share your object existence check nightmares with me on Twitter at @bornsql.

Configuration Manager Shortcut on Windows 10 and Server 2016

This is more for my own reference than anything.

On newer versions of Windows desktop and Windows Server, we may find that the shortcut to SQL Server Configuration Manager is missing.

According to this MSDN article, the reason for this change is that Configuration Manager is a Management Console snap-in:

Because SQL Server Configuration Manager is a snap-in for the Microsoft Management Console program and not a stand-alone program, SQL Server Configuration Manager does not appear as an application in newer versions of Windows.

I think this is ridiculous because it does not maintain backward compatibility.

This is especially frustrating because the same article reminds us that all changes to SQL Server services should be managed through the Configuration Manager.

The workaround is to create our own shortcut as follows:

SQL Server Version Path for Shortcut
SQL Server 2008 / R2 C:\Windows\SysWOW64\SQLServerManager10.msc
SQL Server 2012 C:\Windows\SysWOW64\SQLServerManager11.msc
SQL Server 2014 C:\Windows\SysWOW64\SQLServerManager12.msc
SQL Server 2016 C:\Windows\SysWOW64\SQLServerManager13.msc

Share your frustrations with the “modern” Windows UI with me on Twitter at @bornsql.